Alright I just got off the source of this and it says this is the favourite comment so far:
""Dispatch, this is car 232 on scene at 22 and Vine. There is a single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles. Please send an ambulance and a crane."
"232, this is dispatch. Could you repeat that?"
"A single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles."
Do you need more than one ambulance?"
"No, this is a single vehicle accident."
How many vehicles are involved?"
"I've counted about eight so far, and I don't know which windshield this one belongs to. So I'm going to say nine."
...232, are you high?"