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Too easy.

2010-07-30 16:58:45 by wizkid1
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It is just too easy to make jokes about this.

Does the general consensus have any jokes about this you would like to make? If so, post them below!

Too easy.


.....Um....

2010-07-29 23:38:58 by wizkid1
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This is just too damn easy.

.....Um....


Songs on "Mario Paint"

2010-07-11 13:21:45 by wizkid1
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I thought I saw every insane one...
...until I saw this:

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Insane tempo, and a lesser-insanity tempo'd song:

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Lower tempo, but still interesting nonetheless...

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aka. the RICKROLL song.

This next one isn't in Mario Paint, but is great nonetheless.

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Edit: Due to SPAM, Kavinel has been banned.

Edit 2: DUE TO SPAM, Sonic-E HAS BEEN BANNED.


CAMERAS WITNESS SEVERAL IDIOTS AND A BAD INTERSECTION

2010-07-08 02:16:45 by wizkid1
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The second Number 2 is supposed to be Number 1 =P And if you listen to JUST THE AUDIO on the last one, it sounds like a weird porno.

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GT4 TIME!

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The worst intersection in the world. IN SOVIET ROSSIYA, ROAD HITS YOU!


The Rule Page

2010-07-05 23:07:10 by wizkid1
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I guess I can't be nice. I just gotta be a Negative Nancy and put in rules.

You can thank all the idiots that got a ban for this post. But I will no longer stand it.

THE RULES OF THE BLOG

1. You may not SPAM.
2. You may NOT post outside links unless it is COMPLETELY relevant to the topic at hand. If it is questionable, PM me with it and I'll see if it is relevant enough not to get a warning.
3. No pics may be posted, nor links to pics that are not relevant.
4. Mods may have power over this rule section.
5. INBOX SPAM will not be tolerated, however if I see it is not SPAM I will not ban it.
6. IF YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO AUTO-BAN YOU ON THE GROUNDS ON INBOX SPAM YOU MUST PUT "QUESTION" SOMEWHERE IN THE SUBJECT THAT IT MAKES SENSE. AN EXAMPLE WOULD BE "Question - Image" OR SOMETHING SIMILAR.

ANYONE CAUGHT VIOLATING THESE WILL BE WARNED. 3 WARNINGS WILL GET YOU A BAN.

SPECIAL CLAUSES:
ANYONE CAUGHT WITH A SPAM CLAUSE - LINK SPAM OR OTHERWISE - WILL BE BANNED. SPAMMING MULTIPLE PAGES WILL GET YOU AN INSTANT PERMA-BAN.

ANY IRRELEVANT LINK WILL BE CONSIDERED SPAM AND TREATED AS SUCH.

EXCESSIVE SWEARING WILL GET YOU A WARNING. "DICK", "FUCK" IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT, AND ANY OTHER WORDS PERTAINING TO SEX OR REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY WILL EARN YOU A SPAM BAN. ANY SWEARING ON LEWD, RUDE OR OTHERWISE WRONG CONTEXT WILL ALSO GET YOU A BAN. ANY SUGGESTIVE IMAGES MUST BE APPROVED BY ME FIRST.

IF YOU WISH TO BE BANNED JUST PM ME AND I'LL BE SURE TO HONOR YOUR WISH.

NO NUDE PICTURES, LINKS TO NUDE PICTURES, GAMBLING (WHICH INCLUDES GET-RICH-FAST SCHEMES), OR LINKS TO GAMBLING WILL BE TOLERATED. ANY OF THESE WILL GET YOU A PERMA-BAN. ANY GAMBLING OFFERS WILL ALSO BE REPORTED TO HIGHER MANAGEMENT.

ANYTHING RELEVANT TO HACKING - ESPECIALLY OF NEWGROUNDS - WILL BE REPORTED TO THE RESPECTIVE HIGHER MANAGEMENT.

NO FLAMING OF ANY KIND WILL BE TOLERATED. THIS INCLUDES, BUT DOES NOT LIMIT TO, TROLLING, FLAMING, INSULTS, THE WORDS "DOUCHE, FAG, FAGGOT", AND SIMILAR. IF I DETERMINE THAT THERE IS FLAMING I WILL STEP IN AND INTERVENE.

I hope I do not have to type any more rules, but if I have to I will not be happy.


Haitus again

2010-06-23 23:20:00 by wizkid1

Well, for reasons undisclosed, I'm laying low from Newgrounds till the start of August.

Just thought the people who what to know would want to know.


I AM NOT A FURRY

2010-06-21 21:42:22 by wizkid1
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Alright, before anyone gets any ideas on why I like the Rockoons' series, I am NOT a furry. I liker the choice of song, and although I am a bit embarrassed to be watching SOME scenes, the execution and the lip-sync is (for the most part) accurate to the frame.

All that's "furry" about this is the raccoons, and I can't help it if FutureSquirrel happens to draw raccoons better than he draws people. (IF he draws raccoons better than he draws people.) The movie Ekkosangen may be proof of this (warning: infinite loop) and it proves that FS has some experience in graphic looping.

Futuresquirrel's flash is by far some of the best I've seen, and (s)he should be proud. Don't believe me? Go see Katan. I'm not here to dispute claims, and I'm not going to.

Trust me, I know a guy who acts like a furry IN REAL LIFE.


SPAM warning

2010-06-16 17:25:51 by wizkid1
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Alright, fair warning - Anyone caught spamming my news topics will be banned from posting on sight, the topic locked, and a formal complaint lodged with the higher management. It's getting annoying, and I'm not one of the ones smiling about it. The ban list will be updated regularly upon sight of the spam.

This is YOUR warning. This is not MY responsibility to be a Negative Nancy and regulate the posts. Once you're banned, there's no way back without pleading your case. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED BEFORE PLEADING YOUR CASE - I WILL ONLY GIVE YOU ONE TRY AND I WILL ONLY REPLY ONCE. IF YOU'RE DENIED, GAME OVER; YOU'RE BANNED FROM BOTH THE PM AND THE POSTING. If you wish to make a scene, don't do it here. IF YOU WISH TO PLEAD YOUR CASE, PM ME. Abuse this, and it's game over both ways for you, and don't try e-mailing me - I use disposable email addresses, and my mail program can hold 500 of 'em.

Now, for the record, don't even try to reply to this - it's locked - and I change my password often.

Also, for the record, all the ban times are in Greenwich Meridian time, even though I live in America.

All bans have 5 days to plead their case, except those banned at the time, who will have until the midnight between 6/21 and 6/22 (Never was sure on which day it belongs to) Greenwich Meridian time, after that, you get the permanent boot and the asterisk that goes along with it.

SPAM BAN LIST:

thespammer* - JUNE 16 2010 20:41 GREENWICH MERIDIAN TIME
Kavinel* - JULY 11 2010 20:58 GREENWICH MERIDIAN TIME
Sonic-E* - JULY 16 2010 00:20 GREENWICH MERIDIAN TIME
hentaifreak800* - JULY 30 2010 04:43 GREENWICH MERIDIAN
SirMan* - AUG 05 2010 23:23:11 GREENWICH MERIDIAN

USERS INSTANTLY PERMA-BANNED FOR SPAMMING UP MULTIPLE PAGES:
thespammer
Sonic-E

USERS INSTANTLY PERMA-BANNED FOR INBOX SPAM
hentaifreak800


Phone scams

2010-06-16 15:42:47 by wizkid1

You know, phone scams are rapidly becoming more popular, but they're never THIS easy to spot.

Phone scams


FAIL OF THE DAY EMERGENCY UPDATE

2010-06-12 14:36:38 by wizkid1
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Alright I just got off the source of this and it says this is the favourite comment so far:

""Dispatch, this is car 232 on scene at 22 and Vine. There is a single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles. Please send an ambulance and a crane."
"232, this is dispatch. Could you repeat that?"
"A single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles."
"...

Do you need more than one ambulance?"
"No, this is a single vehicle accident."
"...

How many vehicles are involved?"
"I've counted about eight so far, and I don't know which windshield this one belongs to. So I'm going to say nine."
"...

...232, are you high?"

FAIL OF THE DAY EMERGENCY UPDATE